‘More Ad Biz Fun, on the Left Coast this time’
I usually try to mix things up a bit, topic-wise. But somehow I couldn’t get psyched for a riff on Tax Day. So, since people seemed to get a kick out of my Mad Men critique, I thought I’d mine my Ad Biz memories for more material. When you’re on a roll, you’re (ahem) on a roll.
This one is about going on ‘Shoots’. Where you’d fly to some nice warm location, say Los Angeles, and film, i.e. ‘shoot’, a television commercial. I’m pretty sure that this still occurs. Some people at the agency where I am freelancing right this very minute, in fact, just went on a ‘shoot’ in ‘LA’.
But I’m thinking they probably didn’t stay at the Beverly Hills Hotel and nibble raspberries poolside while pretending not to eye Tom Selleck in his speedo.
Oh, and we used to rent convertibles and drive down Sunset Boulevard to watch the (yup) sunset. And eat in really expensive trendy restaurants. All courtesy American Express or Country Time or Hershey, or whoever the client was at the time. Trust me, the clients weren’t complaining. They were totally in on it. And in their bathing suits, in the next cabana, also pretending not to eye Tom Selleck.
Speaking of expensive restaurants, one time when a bunch of us were at a fancy pricey dinner, my boss picked up his fork and announced to those assembled, ‘This isn’t a snow pea. This is fifty bucks.’ Then, at the end of the meal, he tried to pass me the check. Now, I could have paid it; I would have been reimbursed. But I took one look at it, gasped, and said ‘Harvey, I can’t pay this. This meal cost more than my first car.’ (More about Harvey, who was hilarious, here: ‘Old MacDonald had a Silo’)
When we weren’t eating raspberries and snow peas, we were actually working. Shooting commercials (back then anyway) took a lot of time. There was casting and location scouting and the actual shooting itself. Which mainly consisted of waiting around. Sometimes for weather. Sometimes for peacocks.
One time we were shooting some Country Time spots and, as luck would have it, it rained and rained and rained. We kept having to call ‘weather days’. Which meant that the client had to essentially pay for a day where nothing happened at all. This felt a lot different than paying for a day when said client could work the phones poolside and eye Tom Selleck.
So, after the second or third weather day, we decided to go for it. Just tent the whole blasted thing and shoot. So we covered the front porch of this ‘farmhouse’ with big transparent sheets of plastic (Or the Grips did, actually. We watched, breakfast burritos in hand), set up huge honkin’ arc lights and rolled the film.
A couple of days later, though, when we were watching the ‘dailies’ (We used film, which had to be developed. We’d gather in a theater and watch it to make sure it came out okay. This was called ‘watching the dailies’.) Well, we’re watching away. Our Country Time ‘Grandpa’ was waxing nostalgic about meeting ‘Grandma’ when they were young and thirsty when one of us goes ‘What’s that noise?‘
Well! It had rained and rained for so long that we didn’t notice (nor did the sound man, apparently) that rain was drumming on the tarp the whole time we were shooting. The sound was definitely drowning out poor Grandpa. So what did we do? We gathered the whole darned cast, the ones with speaking parts, in a sound booth and dubbed the whole darned thing. If you can stand a little saccharine, here it is (Yup, that’s a very young Ed Begley playing Young Grandpa):
We used to cast lots of Young Actors on The Way Up. That’s where they all go, you know. To LA. You can’t throw a pebble in LA without hitting some Young Future Famous Person. I shot a Shake ‘n Bake spot with one horribly-behaved Future ‘Annie’. Her Mom was even more horribly-behaved. But about those peacocks.
We were shooting yet another Country Time spot, this one about some kids planting a tree. (Don’t ask.) One of the kids (Wil Wheaton) grew up to be in ‘Stand by Me’. But, at that stage of his Career, he was holding a sapling that had been thrust into a hole surrounded by dirt in some LA park and trying to say his lines at the same time. Which were something like ‘Grandpa, planting this tree is making me thirsty. How about some good old-fashioned lemonade?’ Or something.
But someone waaaaay in the background kept yelling ‘Help! Help! Heeelp!‘ One of the PAs (production assistants; people basically paid nothing to run errands on a film set and add this to their resume) went to investigate. Turns out the park was full of peacocks. Which if you haven’t heard for a while, do sound remarkably like people calling for help. We had to station a couple extra PAs down at the peacock end of the park just to shoo them away between takes.
Well, I could go on and on. But that freelance job awaits my attention. Time to hit the Effing F Train. Stay tuned for more Ad Adventures. Next time I write about them I’ll fill you in on Shoots in Foreign Countries. (It’ll be a real trip.) But, if you want more ad stories right now (or missed them the first time around), just click on the ‘Adland Lore’ tab in the sidebar.
New York City. April 2015
16 thoughts on “The most fun you can have with your clothes on”
Wil Wheaton! I had a huge crush on him in Star Trek: Next Generation 😀
Yup. I knew him ‘when’. Nice kid! Knew his lines, did a terrific ‘sip ‘n smile’
Wow! What an incredible story! I chuckled at Tom Selleck ordering raspberries on his dinosaur phone ??
Those were incredible times! Thank you for reading and commenting!
You are the funniest wittiest person on this planet! I truly am enjoying this. Xoxo
Aw shucks, Suzy! Coming from funny witty you, this really means a lot. So glad you are enjoying my stories. Stay tuned for next week’s episode. It’ll either be ‘O the Places You’ll Go’ (a piece on ad shoots on foreign shores) or one on how I got peed on while babysitting.
This was a great story. I do remember the noise that peacocks make. It can be quite disconcerting. But I have to admit my favorite part of the post was seeing the picture of Tom Selleck. We have been watching a lot of Blue Blood re-runs and I have been musing that Tom Selleck today in that show is more attractive than I recalled him as a younger man. And now that I have seen this picture I know I am right. Of course this may be my age showing, but so be it.
Thank you! You are so right with your ‘so be it’ (!) Maybe it’s my own age talking, but I think many people look better the older they get (or maybe they just know better than to appear bare-chested and furry!)
Huh, I didn’t know that peacocks made a call that sounded like “help.”
They certainly do. Most disconcertingly! Thanks for reading, Mr. A!
I loved this story! You know I always love your ad stories. I totally remember this commercial too. So fabulous! Miss you!
I miss you, too, Miss Jayne! Thank you so much for reading (and enjoying) my Ad Stories. More coming soon! xoxo
Awesome! Have you worked with anyone who became “famous” after their commercial?
Yes! Though I guess it depends on what you mean by ‘famous’ (!) I shot a Dove spot with Renee Russo way before she did movies, Susie Chaffee, Eva Gabor, hmmm. Some of the youngsters went on to Other Things, like the aforementioned Ed Begley. Some of these stars weren’t very nice, like Karl Malden, with whom I got even: https://lutheranliar.com/karl-maldens-nose/
And I also worked with Betty White, who was famous at the time, but who became even more famous as the years went by!
Loved reading the backstory on commercials.
Thank you! And stay tuned. I’ve got a million of ’em (!)