‘A look back at Summer in the town Time forgot (though we did get our Ladies Home Journal)’
I used to think Prince Charles was a total wimp. See, back when I was a kid, we had something called ‘bedtime’. Which meant that you were supposed to go to bed at an appointed time. Not when you got tired, or when you felt like it. ‘Bedtime’ was by Parental Decree.
And mine was 8 o’clock. And this meant 8 o’clock, Young Lady. No matter if it’s in the middle of summer and there’s no school and all the other kids are still outside and it doesn’t even get dark until after 9.
When I would whine about this to my mother by saying something like: “But Mom, I’m almost 13! Going to bed at 8 is for babies!”, she would reply thusly: “Well. Prince Charles of England is 16, and he goes to bed every night at six!”
Gosh. I hated Prince Charles. What a wimp.
One of the reasons I wanted to stay up later was because summertime was simply a fabulous time in the town where I grew up, at least during the time I grew up there. I have my fingers crossed that kids in the Greater Carlyle Area still get to run barefoot in other people’s yards catching lightning bugs, play ‘war’ with unripe persimmons, and chase after the mosquito-spraying truck on their bikes. Those were the days.
There was wiffleball (we played on an unused tennis court that had sadly lost its net), croquet (‘sending’ a weeping sibling’s ball into the tomato plants was so satisfying), and, once in a while, even a game that required some setting-up of gear, like badminton (read how a game played with our Aunt Marilyn led to a case of suspected larceny in ‘Howie and the Muscle Shirt’).
Oh, and when we weren’t playing summer games, we were eating summer foods. The picture at the top of this post illustrates another great pleasure of Small Town Summertime Life: eating messy stuff outside.
Note: I have intentionally altered the tone of this shot, partly to disguise its musty old-file condition, but mostly to help illustrate how intensely hot it was where I grew up. People tend to think of Illinois as a nice cool place. Hah! Chicago gets beastly hot in the summer, but Southern Illinois? Well. I can only say that people in the British Foreign Service who are sent to the Saint Louis Area (which is the same climate as Carlyle) qualify for hazardous duty pay. Honest. You can look it up. Prince Charles wouldn’t last two seconds. Not in those suits.
Back to some of those summertime foods. We had tomatoes, which we’d eat straight from that croquet-ball-collecting garden. We’d also gorge on strawberries. Peaches. And amazing sweet corn. On the cob, natch. (Check out my amazingly foolproof corn-cooking method buried in the middle of this riff on kale.) Oh, and watermelon, as illustrated above. And had seed-spitting contests. Which I don’t think you can really do anymore since they’ve bred the seeds out. Sigh.
But there was a catch.
These foods were literally ‘seasonal’. Which meant you could only get them once a year. This was pretty great, for the first day or two. After all, you’d been waiting pretty much all year to taste a strawberry. A fresh strawberry, that is. But after you’d had strawberries on your cereal and strawberries and cream and strawberries on top of big bowls of vanilla ice cream eaten while lying on the floor in front of the TV watching Bonanza (which was the other cool place to eat, other than outside) — well, you’d kind of wish you didn’t have to look at another strawberry, much less eat one. (“Noooo, Mom. Not strawberry pie again!”)
Not to mention that you’d have to actually pick whatever seasonal treat was around right then. I remember very long, very hot, very sweaty days out in the strawberry fields having a ‘fun family outing’ at one of those ‘You Pick’ places. (My Dad, of course, never went on these. Smart Patriarch that he was, he just ate what we brought home.) I even saw a snake out there once. And you, my Faithful Readers, know how I feel about snakes.
I told myself that once I became a Practicing Grownup, I would not pick anything for myself. I would just pull up to a random farm stand and say “Yes, I would like one of those nice boxes of previously-picked strawberries, please!”
Oh! And before I forget, there were the most amazing Church Chicken Suppers! I mean, you haven’t eaten fried chicken until you’ve eaten chicken fried up by Methodist Ladies or Catholic Guys. (They really work those connections, culinary-wise.)
But all this talk of summertime culinary delights is making me hungry. Let’s go back to summertime fun.
As I mentioned, we were outside all the time. Basically, my mom would shoo us out in the morning and call us back in at suppertime. Oh, sure, once in a while we’d slip back in to grab a cold drink or something to eat. But mostly we were on our own.
We had bikes. We had swings. We had the town pool. I can still conjure up a swell sensory memory of the taste of a frozen Milky Way mixed with the smell of chlorine and the feel of seriously hot concrete through my ‘beach’ towel. (Take that, Proust!)
Speaking of Proust, we did a lot of reading too. Which is what I’m planning to do right now. (Knausgaard!* Resistance is futile, People! And also ‘The Martian’*. Read it before the movie comes out, which will star — naturally — Matt Damon.)
*According to my Food Theory of Books, which you can read about in ‘Tolstoy is so tasty’, Knausgaard is a very large tub of popcorn that you can’t stop eating till you’ve polished off the Whole Thing. And Andy Weir’s ‘The Martian’ is, of course, a Mars bar. Probably frozen, like those Milky Ways we enjoyed at the pool. Heck, I could go for one of those right about now.
After all, it’s the second-longest day of the year. Which means I have plenty of time. Especially since nobody dictactes my bedtime anymore. But it’s a shame I’m so far away from that wonderful place where you could spend a summer’s eve riding around in a lawn chair in the back of a pickup truck, clutching a cold Busch. Now that’s really livin’, as a famous local used to say.
New York City, June 2015
18 thoughts on “Remembrance of Watermelons Past”
Oh to be young again. I’m sad I missed church chicken, it sounds rather awesome.
For us it was home made soup served at the local sheep sales or chocolate eclairs. Running round with chocolate covered faces playing at cops and robbers, westerns or whatever took our fancy.
Thanks for the nostalgia trip 🙂
Oh my! Now I want to run around outside smeared with chocolate eclairs! That sounds like absolute heaven. Good thing we have these great memories, eh? And yes, I can highly recommend church chicken. Yum!
Your Mom and I were good friends, but I did not share her belief that fruit should be picked personally! She took me strawberry picking for the first time and all I remember are the chigger bites!! We were just talking about you kids following the city mosquito spraying truck on your bikes. Glad you’re all in good health! Everybody stayed outside late because of no, or little, air conditioning. Thanks for all the great summer memories you brought back, Alice!
Chiggers! My my, how could I have forgotten chiggers? Definite downside (along with the snakes) to self-picking summer goodies. Speaking of the no-AC thing, I also remember we had a fan that whooshed air out the window upstairs, on the theory that ‘cooler’ outside air would rush in to take its place. Hmmm. Well, we sure had a good time, in spite of the heat. I sure could go for a frozen Milky Way right about now. Thanks for chiming in!
Meanwhile, in the west end of dear old hometown, we were out way past dark, with our chalk and flashlights, leaving arrows on the sidewalks so our friends could track us down; tossing tennis balls up at the streetlights where the bats would temporarily mistake them for moths and chase them downward, nearly within our reach;; creating homemade tiki. torches from kerosene-soaked cattails that would burn for hours; or just stretched out on blankets in the backyard gazing at the Milky Way and waiting for Echo to pass overhead, baseball on the radio.
Oh, those summer nights!
Stan, you are a poet. And I bet you don’t know it(!) (Sorry, I get that kind of thing from my Mom.) Seriously now. What fun we all had, whether we got to stay out till all hours, or just all day — those were indeed good times! Thank you for sharing your West Side Story.
Ah, sweet summertime memories! I still gorge on berries and cherries all summer long, but like you I go straight to the farmer’s market (something tells me we share like-minded thoughts on things that slither).
Those were simpler days, probably made sweeter by time. 🙂
Yes indeed. Many things are indeed made sweeter by time. Except, of course, things that slither(!) Thank you for your comment. May you have a merry berry summer!
Ah, the family yard tomato patch. Ate many a tomato right off the vine…until the day one of the vines was being Cirque de Soleil’d by a tomato moth catepillar out for a summer’s evening stroll. OMG. Nightmares that night!!
OMG! Gosh, Regina. Your tomato story reminds me of the time I was eating a bowl of berries at my Gramma’s house. There was a bug in it. I was, of course, disgusted. She said, ‘Good for you! A little meat with your berries!’ Ick. I never felt quite the same way about blackberries again (!) Thanks for your comment — and your memories!
We just bought a tent and school ends on Thursday. Guess what will be in the backyard Thursday night? I hope you guessed a tent. We love it outside. Backyard fun and games, kayaking, hiking, biking, etc… Our two boys hate going to bed at 8 when it’s still light out. Hence, they have both vertical blinds and room darkening curtains!
I love that your kids are going through this very fun time right now. And that you get to enjoy it right along with them! Thanks for reassuring me that childhood is still alive and kicking! (And putting up tents!)
Definitely re: reading “The Martian” before the movie comes out–but definitely to be read in any case.
Yes! I started it yesterday, and finished it yesterday. Incredibly compelling story. Plus I love how the main character talks.
It’s Tuesday!!!! I had similar experience. Just add four squares and tents in the back yard. We got to stay out till the streetlights came on. We had an alley. In the summers SAMs fruit truck would drive through for local fruit and vegetables. We would steal the grapes. So fun.
Thank you, Suzy! I totally forgot about tents in the backyard! But I am jealous that you got to stay out till the streetlights came on. (You were the kids I was so jealous of) But, even tho I had a bedtime, I wouldn’t have missed those years for the world. Sigh. Big sigh (!)