‘It’s still pretty darned exhausting, if not exciting’
I woke up the other morning and, as I squinted blearily at an unfamiliar bedside view, thought to myself, “Where the heck am I?”
For a moment I was taken back to The Golden Olden Days when waking in an unfamiliar bed meant something, well, exciting had happened.
I remember, a few years ago when I was still doing some freelance ad writing, riding in a car with a group of much-younger female coworkers. Somehow we got on the topic of dating, and, let me tell you, these women were shocked — shocked! — when this other ad exec (also a female of about my vintage) and I started reminiscing.
We regaled these Twenty-Somethings with tales of office parties and hot tubs and Boone’s Farm and strip poker and one-night stands and The Munchies. We spoke of dating coworkers, dating clients, dating editors, dating art directors, even (heck yeah!) dating director directors. Sometimes (gasp) at the same time.
Of course, things were different then. Back when the earth’s crust was still cooling and I was in my Prime Dating Years, smoking couldn’t kill you, drinking couldn’t kill you, and certainly sex couldn’t kill you. Though you might end up with a little souvenir if you weren’t careful about the sex.
Incidentally, not to get too graphic, but I always thought it was interesting that having sex was called “sleeping” with someone. As I recall, there wasn’t a lot of sleeping going on.
I suppose (by today’s standards, certainly) we were a tad wild. Why, on more than one occasion I remember going to the office in the same clothes I’d worn the day before, without even stopping off at home to check my mail, much less brush my teeth. And yes, people noticed; these were the days of Jordache Jeans worn with red t-strap patent leather heels — topped with a fake-fur chubby.
Oh well. That’s all designer denim under the bridge. These days, if I squint blearily at an unfamiliar bedside view, it’s because I’ve forgotten that I’m in my Mom’s hide-a-bed or my daughter’s guest room or my teensy Ken & Barbie compartment instead of good ole familiar Amagansett. Sometimes, more exotically, it’s because I’m on a different-bed-almost-every-night birding trip.
But none of these situations triggers a blush or gets my heart racing. Unless, of course, I’m catching an early flight.
I guess I’ve come full circle: I’ve gone from bed-hopping in The Seventies to bed-hopping in my seventies. Which can still be exhausting — but for somewhat different reasons.
Amagansett, New York. January 2022
6 thoughts on “Bed-Hopping, Seventies-Style”
Love your trips down Memory Lane, Alice! Having gone to a girls college, I wondered what city am in upon waking (went college hopping every weekend), then I was married shortly after college so my IBM days were fairly tame (though not for my colleagues!). My favorite “Where am I” memories come from Amagansett when Aunt El. in the morning would be screaming “where are you kids!”. Cousins and I were tucked into sleeping bags under some tree somewhere. It was a freer world back then, certainly for kids. We were everywhere all day and night. That you don’t see anymore.
Aaaaah…I’ve heard of “college hopping!” When Dude Man went to Dartmouth, it was all guys, so he told me a few tales of visiting girls’ schools. I went to U of Mo., which was coed but pretty darned tame — curfews! So my Wild Days didn’t start till my first job. Who knew there were so many Free Spirits in Kansas City?!? And don’t get started on those Crazy Times in New York (!) Love your memories of Eleanor *sigh*
This is a total riot. I am at that “reminiscing” age and am shocked at horrified to think back at those 70s and 80s. It’s amazing we lived thru it. So so funny Alice. I totally relate to the “where am I” wake-up!
Hahahaha! Hey, Tracy! So glad (I think) that you can relate. Also SO glad that I’m not the only one who remembers times like these xoxo
LOL. Wonderfully told. This brought back memories and made me think how coming of age in the Wayback Machine was such a different experience. Remember when Ayds was a diet candy?
OMG! Yes! Hadn’t thought about Ayds in years. Sigh. I kinda miss the Wayback Years. BTW, that photo of you as a young AD (the one on Instagram) is a stunner. Hard to believe we were ever so dewy, yes?