‘Discovering the Pole, without the Polarfleece’
Well, Snowmageddon was kind of a bust, at least here in New York City. But the wannabe-blizzard yesterday, during which I toasted my toes by the fire while reading Hilary Mantel (er, did loads of housework), did remind me that I promised to write about the South Pole. (See ‘Who is Lutheranliar?’)
See, I’m fascinated by the South Pole. I just love to read about those wacky Englishmen and Norwegians who duked it out trying to be The First to the Pole, oh about a hundred years ago. And I actually got to visit the Scott Polar Institute on the Dude’s and my trip to check on (er, visit) the Child in Cambridge last year:
It’s funny, though. When I tell people about my fascination, they invariably ask me if I want to go to the South Pole. No way! It’s really cold in Antarctica, and pitch-dark most of the time. And getting there involves being on a ship. Which of course would be on the ocean. Where scary creatures swim and rogue waves roam. Deal-breaker.
Besides, just because I read about something doesn’t mean I want to experience whatever it is myself. I love apocalyptic dystopian fiction (like ‘Station Eleven’, which I highly recommend). But that doesn’t mean I want to live through an actual apocalyptic dystopia.
But for some reason the idea of Victorian-era guys risking their noses and toes, not to mention their lives, while searching for a basically imaginary and/or arbitrary spot in the middle of a frozen continent — and doing it without benefit of modern technology — well, it intrigues me. It’s like when I think about the pioneers in the covered wagons traveling West day after day after day without Hojo’s or a GPS or even sunglasses.
Those squinty-eyed folks on the Oregon Trail were looking for new homes. The South Pole Guys were looking for glory. Some, like Scott, said it was for ‘science’, but they can’t fool me. Would ‘science’ get thousands of men to answer this ad?
Well, maybe. If they were Friends of the Child, perhaps. But back to those cool (pun intended) polar explorers.
Before there was a ‘Race to the Pole’ between the English and the Norwegians, there was a rivalry between two pretty-much-opposite Englishmen, Shackleton (who didn’t make it to the Pole, but didn’t die, at least not while on his expedition), and Scott (who did make it to the Pole, but did. Die, that is. Along with the four unlucky guys with him).
Shackleton was, like, this close to Antarctica when his ship, the Endurance, got stuck in the ice. Then, it got crushed like an eggshell. His men camped out (on the ice!) while Shackleton and a few volunteers sailed 720 miles (in a teensy open boat!) to get help. The boat made it to some godforsaken island, where Shackleton had the guys make camp on this windswept unprotected gnarly beach (under that same teensy boat!) while he went for help — again.
So Shackleton and two other brave crazy nuts climbed a mountain range, slid down a snowy peak on their butts in the pitch dark, wandered into a whaling camp, (frightening the whalers half to death), then sailed back, picked up the guys on the beach, then sailed back to the ice floe to get the rest of the guys shivering away next to the crunched ship. Whew. Oh, and guess how many men he lost? You got it: not one guy.
So anyway. Captain Scott. He was a Major Hero because he made it to the Pole, in spite of the Second-Place bit and the dying part.
But today, you’ve got your debaters. Was it a good idea to take ponies (with their thin coats and skinny snow-poking hooves) as pack animals? Was it smart (or ‘scientific’) to schlepp a sled full of rocks when the guys were tired and short of food? And then there’s the thing about the skis and the sled dogs.
See, the Norwegians (led by Roald Amundsen) used both. They basically whipped the Englishmen’s butts and got to the Pole first by skiing (they were very good at skiing), letting the dogs pull the sleds (instead of getting super-tired doing it themselves), and then eating said dogs on the way back so they didn’t starve to death (which is, basically, what happened to the English guys).
The English thought using sleds and dogs was cheating. Sort of like using a calculator during a math exam. And eating dogs? Don’t even go there.
So what if the English didn’t make it there first. Most people agree that their stories are pretty darned interesting. I mean, these are guys who wore Burberry coats and packed champagne and chocolate, marmalade and tea — to hike across Antarctica! (What would Cheryl Strayed think of that?)
Don’t wait for the next Snowpocalypse to check out some of these guys and their stories. If reading the spines on this shelf of books makes you even squintier-eyed than the pioneers on the wagon trains west, let me know and I’ll make a list. Right now I’ve got to go deal with that housework I’ve been putting off.
Oh, and as for what foods these books would be, according to my Food Theory of Books, described in ‘Tolstoy is so tasty’? Since I think they are absolutely delicious, I’m going for a frozen dessert, like maybe a FrozFruit Bar. Or perhaps pineapple upside-down cake.
New York City. January 2015
4 thoughts on “The (South) Polar Express”
I do find these heroic chaps inspiring. And I take pride in the hardy Scandinavians. [No prejudice because I’m a Swede, of course] Nice work!
Agree! I definitely need to give equal time to those intrepid Scandinavians. (Besides the Norwegians, of course) Thanks for reading, and for commenting. Go, Eric the Red!
Yes indeed! These tales take non-fiction into the realm beyond belief; however, although often called an Englishman, British explorer Shackleton was born in Ireland. The three “crazy nuts” (yes!) on that 32 mile epic hike in South Georgia were from New Zealand (Worsley) & Ireland (Shackleton & Crean, Long without recognition in their own country (under British Rule until 1922), Shackleton & Crean are now becoming noted as heroes in Ireland.
Yesss! So glad you enjoyed this one, Ellen! I just love those South Pole Guys, especially the ones on Shackleton’s Team. You are ever-so-right about the Irish Heroes. I should have pointed that out, but, as you can imagine, I could go on and on with this topic (and risk losing my tens of readers)…so I sort of simplified. There’ll be more to come! Like, I’d love to talk about Apsley Cherry-Gerard (poor nearsighted chap). And touch upon some of the people who went on these crazy trips more than one time (which I find astounding). Hope you are someplace cozy and warm. And again, thank you for reading and commenting! xo