‘Birds and Bees? Ho Ho Ho.’
Did someone spike the eggnog? Last week it was Incest. (See ‘The Incest Mug’ for details, but not just yet.) This week it’s Sex Ed. Fingers crossed everyone’s out of the house bolstering the economy, especially The Child. Because this post is about how You-Know-Who learned about You-Know-What.
The story begins innocently enough, with me walking said Child home from school. Third Grade, I believe. Which would make her about eight at the time.
So this adorable innocent girl holding my hand looks up at me through impossibly-long eyelashes and says: